Memorial Day
"Send a card for Memorial Day and help saves lives" proclaims one of the "many" emails facing me this morning. I can't help but think that if we save lives, then there will be nobody left for whom to have a memorial day. Or am I going about this the wrong way? Maybe I should have had breakfast this morning.
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Um... surely memorial cards are to remember someone who has died? So, without appearing too harsh, it is therefore too late to save their life. So how can a memorial card save lives, unless:
(a) they have an inherent power to resurrect people or;
(b) they make the world spin backward like what Superman did in, er, Superman.
Speaking about getting lots of emails, I am saving my so-called "Nigerian" e-mails to see how much money I could have invested or won.
Since October I have been promised a total of $109,600,000 from Iraq, Hong Kong, The Netherlands, Cote d'Ivoire (thrice), Togo and South Africa.
Not a single one from Nigeria, which blows yet another lazy sterotype.
Sorry, there was an unforgiveable use of "emails" and "e-mails" in that post.
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