"There are beaches that collect mostly rights and other beaches that collect
mostly lefts."The winds or the currents sort out left and right footwear."
Apparently true. This is the Tim Burton-esque news that three right feet have been washed onto shore in Canada.
Of course, this forever spoils the Footprints poem:
"Lord, during the most troublesome times of my life there is only one set of footprints. I just don't understand why, when I need you most, you leave me."
God whispered, "My precious child... When you saw only one set of footprints, that was us hopping. I couldn't find a left shoe anywhere."
With apologies to the legendary Tim Vine who has a whole routine around Footprints that will have you laughing your socks off.
As it were.
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