Phrases that have led to the Sanctus1 website

Through the Sanctus1 website control panel can see what people have typed into a search engine before getting to the sanctus1 site. Here are some of my favourites:

arockalypse day of hard rock
what old testament event gives us the first words of the sanctus
chickens mailorder
charismatic church beliefs on masterbation
shine jesus shine meaning
evangelical alpha gay
i saw your flag on the marble arch
pink smiley ecstasy forums
how to make mince for mince and dumplings
polly toynbee crap
polly toynbee ignorant
the ultimate terror-judgment day by harold camping of family radio

10 comments:

James said...

My favourite is 'chickens mailorder' - I look forward to a poultry-themed experience at Greenbelt....

LauraHD said...

The worring thing is that I can imagine/ remember where almost all of those phrases come from in this blog! But still wondering about these:
pink smiley ecstasy forums
how to make mince for mince and dumplings
the ultimate terror-judgment day by harold camping of family radio

Anyone want to hazard a guess???

Anonymous said...

Laura, if you know what chickens mailorder refers to, we'd like you to share. I'm left wondering if some long ago service had some kind of action involving chickens (the mind boggles) Even so, I don't believe you can send chickens through the post...

LauraHD said...

I think it was a spoof Christian Aid campaign to highlight the craze of "sending a goat for Xmas" type thingy... www.mailorderchickens.org I think.

Sarah said...

We also did something at 2nds once which was based around eggs - perhaps easter - and, to be honest, these discussions can end up anywhere...

Fat Roland said...

A lot of this is from the old forum, methinks.

The 'pink smiley ecstacy forums' comes from an old forum post about, well, drugs, funnily enough.

The mispelt 'masterbation' can be found in a reply to an innocent forum post that said something along the lines of "sanctus is cool, where do you meet". If only all S1 enquiries can be turned into a discussion on masturbation...

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Those are hyterical. My favorite search parameter which got to my blog was "Lutheran boobs".
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Sarah said...

Now you're just trying to attract weird searches, aren't you?

Fat Roland said...

I'm gutted to find my own blog has dropped to third in a Google search for Trouser Therapist.