I just got this email at work:
Dear Laura
Please find attached information regarding our pre-Christmas event on 27th June.
Let me know if you would like to attend or require any further information at this stage.
Many thanks
etc...
Now that's what I call a seriously 'pre' pre-Christmas invite. A record?
(I promise I also have 'serious' posts pending too but they require some thought and crafting - one on Everything is Illuminated by Jonathan Safran Foer, one on Kester's latest Complex Christ post, and one on last night's five show, The Baby Mind Reader. Who wants me to blog off and find my own space to post all this on?)
1 comment:
I think you are unlikely to get invitations any earlier. June 25th is six months before christmas and, coincidentally, my birthday. I plan to make it illegal to discuss Christmas before my birthday, once I'm galactic president, which should happen some time in the next 8 months. So your correspondent would be risking serious trouble by sending an email suggestions discussions of Christmas before my birthday.
Obviously I would let people talk about Christmas for a few days after the event, before everyone had to start talking about my birthday.
To add insult to injury, this year the Queen is having a party to celebrate her birthday ON my actual birthday. How selfish can you be???
Was that treason?
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