Your account is now overdue. It appears that we haven't received payment for the outstanding amount on your bill and will now bar your phone. This is despite that fact that we promised not to do this, while we investigate a call apparently made from India, for which you were charged, even though you have never been to India in your life.
It seems that our investigation team is rather busy sorting out problems that several of our customers are having with another of our recently rolled out services.
To make a payment, please call 178 from your phone. After navigating out tortuous menu system and finally finding an option that will allow you to talk to an operator, you will be informed that calls from your phone have been barred, so you can't sort this problem out either.
Your custom is important to us. Or at least your money.
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