You know that bit in Sanctus where we said it may be a good idea to make sure we don't kill the planet? I mean... there wasn't a specific bit where we said that, but I think most of us reckon it's a good idea not to, you know, kill the planet and that?
Well, we're all wrong. God's favourite churchman Rvd Jerry Falwell insists that all this fuss about global this and hybrid that is taking our eye off the ball.
And the ball is?
Evangelism.
According to Falwell, the cause of global warming hasn't been established, and anyhoo the Good Book says God won't let the earth die because Jesus has got to return before that happens, and after that.. well... it doesn't matter, does it?
In a sermon this week, he added that Al Gore's environmental documentary should have been called A Convenient Untruth. An interesting theory, but I can't help being reminded of someone else when Jerry says that...
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So... if we all burn lots of cola and oil and trees and drive really fast in big-fat-cars, then Jesus will come back quicker?
How about we just drop lots of nuclear bombs on everyone and have done with it? Then he'll have to come back quick before everyone's dead and we can all go to heaven.
Clearly that should have been 'coal', not 'cola'...
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