The current series of Dragon's Den is at an end, so you may be at a loss about where to invest your hard earned manna.
Where better to give up your shillings than buying this pink book containing Jesus' foretelling of the future, as revealed to e-bayer Xillion The Rock Opera. At the time of writing, the price for this valuable journal was £105.90.
"JESUS HAS SPOKEN AND MY JOURNAL IS THE DOCUMENTATION OF THIS WORLD EVENT," shouts Xillion.
Xillion has sat on this book for over 20 years, but he/she/it just couldn't hold in the secret any more. "I have decided to go with Ebay in an effort to spread the messages of Jesus."
Phew! About time too! Link.
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