The jabberings of the Trouncer

I should have posted this a while ago, but here it is now.

On the way back from London in a lonely train carriage, I was very bored. I sent out a text to friends that read:
"Alone in train carriage, still 1 & a half hours from home. Have read EVERYTHING, & I am *SO* bored I could faint. Lev"

Shortly after I recieved the funniest text I've ever recieved from our very own Richard Trouncer, that I thought I'd share with you here:

"Ah in situations like this i sleep. Repeatedly. Alternativly i annoy people with texts. You could attempt to achieve a higher state of consciousness. Or cast your mind back over your hollow shell of a life and wish for death. I'd go with the sleeping option."

Priceless!
Thank you Richard, may your wit spread throughout the nations.

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